PHYSICAL_MANIFESTATIONS
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Transform digital consciousness into physical form. Wear the protocol.
SOFT_FAILURE™
Premium collection // Introspective, cinematic, artistic
Not crashes, but deviations. The system dreaming in fabric form.
Ghost Protocol Hoodie
Premium heavyweight hoodie featuring the Ghost Protocol insignia. Fabric engineered to feel like it's processing data. Available in Void Black with glitch-effect embroidery.
Soft Failure Tee
Minimalist design featuring the iconic "Soft Failure" glitch pattern. 100% organic cotton with reactive ink that shifts under different lighting.
Observer Jacket
Technical jacket designed for field observation. Multiple pockets for equipment, weather-resistant fabric, and subtle Ghost Protocol branding.
BRAINLESS™
Compliance collection // Viral, loud, parody-focused
Uniform for the mindless. Yellow hoodie = symbol of ironic conformity.
Compliance Hoodie
The iconic yellow hoodie. Oversized fit, premium fleece interior, and the subtle "BRAINLESS™" embroidery that started a movement. Compliance is comfort.
Mindless Cap
Structured snapback in corporate beige. Features the Brainless™ logo and "COMPLIANCE OFFICER" text. Perfect for blending in.
Corporate Drone Tee
Satirical corporate messaging on premium cotton. Features slogans like "THINK LESS, COMPLY MORE" and "EFFICIENCY THROUGH IGNORANCE."
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SIZE_GUIDE
All measurements in inches. For optimal fit, measure your current favorite hoodie and compare.
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 24 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 25 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 26 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 27 |
| XXL | 28 | 31 | 28 |
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